soooo... i'm writing a bunch of weird facts about me! will prob. continue later

Phobias: MOSQUITOES!!!, sour milk, being trampled by a large mob of 8 year olds and/or hannah montana fans, the sound that straws make when you pull them up and down through those cup tops, thinking of crawling through a small, concrete tunnel head first then getting stuck when i'm in the middle of the tunnel and not able to get out.

Favorite flavor of icecream: Pistachio + Kasis


Weird family relation: I am related to the guy who the St. Bernard dog is named after.

Weirdest dream: I was at this zoo that had these glass rooms you could go into with little cheap and cheesy toddler activities, (ex. dig up fossils; brush dirt off of a piece of paper with a dinosaur underneath it) and I needed to go to the bathroom. So I ask this zoo keeper guy who directs me to a trailer park, and I went to the restroom inside. in one of the open stalls theres this really, REALLY, creepy cross between a panda and a lobster thats watching TV on the toilet... sooo... i walk out cause its creepy in there. then outside of the bathroom the trailer suddenly turns into a diner, and at one of the tables my older brother is sitting with his friends all dressed up as darth vader. i walk out of the trailer and back to the zoo and over a hill i see STEVE FREAKING IRWIN STEALING MY MOM'S CAR. no lie. there was an alligator strapped to the top and everything. that's when my alarm rang. haaa.

Pet Peeves:
-When you're trying to sleep in a car and the sun is flashing through the trees that hurts your eyes when theyre closed
-when theres piles of that dead grass caked on the pretty grass after someone mows the lawn.
-when people try to deliberately prove to others that theyre cool though doing stereotypical things.

Favorite fruits (couldn't decide): avacado, olives, mango, and watermelon with the texture of a rotten pool noodle.

Favorite veggie: mushrooms, even though i tend to get food poisoning or stomach aches every time i eat them.

Random Facebook statuses:
-astrodermosology- study of making contellations out of freckles.
-I'm a gummy beluga.
- "If I had named my cat after it's personality, I'd be screaming for Retard to come and get its breakfast every morning."
- high school is too hard for a penguin.
- it's too humid for a penguin outside.
-super mario sunshine is too hard for a penguin.
-The only logical way to make string cheese is to put a piece of mozzarella through a paper shredder.
-Presea: "And then for the next 777 days, the king of demons with appear and stick his finger up your nose. Every. Single. Day."
- methylchloroisothiazolinone. 8D
- I like my watermelon to have the texture of a rotten pool noodle.
-chucky cheese's=chucky jesus. 8l
-mudkip is my boyfriend.
- i am a narwhal.